Pivoting Surge Protector
Power your appliances with this genius flexible surge protector that can pivot and bend into circular and zig zag shapes so that those bulky power adapters don’t take up two outlets. Perfect for the home or office, this snake-like surge protector is a must have tool.
$29.99
Ice Mold Shot Glasses
These Ice Mold Shot Glasses are the perfect way to make sure that your liquor never goes warm and also makes sure nobody cradles their drink all night long – if you don’t down your shot quick enough it’ll melt away and spill over the negligent Debbie Downer.
$13.30
Chair Sunbrella
Don’t let a hot day stop you from hanging out by the pool, the beach, tailgate, etc… this Chair Sunbrella will keep you comfortable and safe from the sun. The umbrella can be swiveled 360 degrees to easily adjust to the sun’s movement and wind direction shifts.
$39.71
Han Job T-Shirt
You probably shouldn’t wear this shirt to a job interview, but it is a hilarious play on words of Han Solo and his, ahem, romantic relationship with the young Leia. The Han Job has always been an amazing gift to give to men every where, and now it’s a shirt.
$20.00
Beer Tap Arcade Machine
Combine your love of alcohol and arcade gaming with this beer tap arcade machine that comes with over sixty classic arcade titles and a five gallon keg. Capable of serving over fifty five beers from the tap, this gaming / beer machine is a must have for gamers who love to drink.
$3,999.99
Car Gap Catcher
Stop having loose change, pieces of food, cell phones, or even your car keys drop in that merciless gap between your car seat and the center console. The car gap catcher works for any car, just slip the catcher wedge in place and instantly that gap is gone!
$19.99
Underwear Gloves
Keep your hands warm and toasty with these stylish underwear gloves. These fingerless underwear gloves look just like real underwear and are made from 95% cotton, giving a comfortable feel while you parade around with men’s underwear for gloves.
$10.08
Mobile Alarm Clock
If you have trouble waking up in the morning, this mobile alarm clock with wheels is the perfect solution. When the alarm goes off, the mobile alarm clock springs into action, driving into random spots that you aren’t used to a clock being in and forcing you to wake up.
$31.00
Tetris Ice Cube Tray
Cool your drink down with the building blocks of Tetris. This ice cube tray lets you create pieces of ice in the shape of Tetris blocks, so you can combine them in the most space efficient manner to fit as many ice cubes in your drink as possible.
$25.00
Turtle Shell Baby Harness
Carry and protect your baby ninja turtle style with this turtle shell baby harness. The turtle shell is an attachment for the baby bjorn harness, and will give your newborn baby the confidence that the hardened shell of a turtle has got his back – literally.
$59.00
Practice Basketball Returner
If you ever want to get out of the hood you’re going to need a sick jumpshot. Now you can practice shooting jumpshots with this practice basketball returner mechanism. Whenever you make a jumpshot, you are rewarded with the ball being effortlessly returned to you.
$39.95
Vertical Chess Set
Play chess straight up with this Vertical Chess Set that hangs on your wall liked a framed painting. This unique Chess playing board will easily be a conversation piece in any home and makes a classy gift idea for any chess enthusiast.
$219.95
Zombie Lawn Gnomes
The loveable lawn gnomes have been infected and turned into the walking dead – now no lawn is safe from the growing army of zombie lawn gnomes. Here we see three gnomes brutally devouring a pink flamingo who will soon reanimate as the undead.
$55.00
The 14,000 Gumball Machine
This gumball machine holds 14,000+ gumballs. This massive 14,000 gumball machine stands 7 feet tall and is nearly 4 feet wide… Yes, this gumball machine is very real, and very awesome.
$3,900.00
Steampunk Telephone
The steampunk telephone is a fully functional die-cast home telephone that will add character to even the dullest looking living spaces. Equipped with modern day phone features, this steampunk telephone is a great gift for people who love steampunk or antique items.
$59.99
Pizza BBQ Grilling Stone
Ditch the oven and cook a pizza at a park, a tailgate party, or even in your own backyard with these pizza barbeque grilling stones. These BBQ pizza grilling stones can be used on any type of barbeque and are dishwasher safe, and is a perfect gift for the weekend BBQ’er.
$50.00
The Pocket Pistol
Who says compact hand guns can’t pack a punch? The pocket pistol can load two .45 caliber or 9MM bullets in its manual loading chamber. Designed for concealed protection, this pocket sized pistol is perfect for people who want a compact but lethal handgun.
$500.00+
Steampunk Predator Statue
Looking to decorate your home with something intense? Try the steampunk predator statue – this giant statue stands over eight feet tall and weighs over half a ton! Made from recycled metals, this Predator statue will easily be the greatest thing you ever own.
$6,700.00
Glow In The Dark Contact Lenses
Be the coolest kid at the rave with these glow in the dark contact lenses. Available in regular or prescription form, these trippy contact lenses will glow a neon green color when exposed to a black light, making them ideal for raves and Halloween parties.
$28.95
Rear View Bicycle Camera
Stop using those obsolete neck muscles to turn your head when you want to look at what is behind you while riding a bicycle – the rear view bike camera is an easy install, weather proof, battery rechargeable bicycle attachment that is perfect for lazy bicyclists.
$179.95
Draw On Tablecloth
Relive the glorious days of drawing awesome masterpieces with crayons while eating your food with these washable draw on tablecloths. Perfect for keeping the kids distracted, these draw on tablecloths use special markers to let you clean and re-use these tablecloths.
$34.99
Hammock Dog Bed
Give your dog a bed that matches his laid back personality – the hammock dog bed is a comfy and stylish bed that is available in both small and large sizes. Crafted using only eco-friendly materials, the hammock dog bed will perfectly compliment all your other home decor.
$249.99
Storm Trooper USB Thumb Drive
In the Star Wars universe Storm Troopers are pretty useless when you think about it, they never hit their target and are always getting punked by Jedi mind tricks. Thankfully in the real world, storm troopers are incredibly useful in USB thumb drive form.
$32.99
The Log Pillow
Mother Nature’s original pillow has finally been redesigned. The Log Pillow is softer, friendlier, and has a better personality than your typical wooden log. While you can’t build a fire with it, the Log Pillow works great for camping trips, pillow fights, and even makes a great friend.
$15.99
Galaxy Shoes
Own a pair of shoes that are out of this world with these hand painted and custom made galaxy shoes. Simply specify your shoe size, and your shoes will be painted in the awe inspiring style you see before you, or you can even request a different cosmic color scheme.
$130.00
Water Fountain Sink
Easily turn your faucet into a water fountain in seconds with these clever tap squeeze devices. Now you can easily rinse out your mouth after brushing your teeth, just squeeze the device at the bottom and instantly the water will get redirected upward like a fountain.
$6.95
Strawberry Hollowing Tool
Now you can hollow out a strawberry with ease thanks to this amazing strawberry hollowing tool. Perfect for prepping strawberries for a multitude of dessert styles, this strawberry hollowing tool is easy to use and easy to clean, and can also be used on other fruits.
$7.95
Superhero Mini Cake Molds
Bake some bite sized crime fighters with these mini cake molds! Included in these geeky set of non-stick finish super hero cake molds are Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Spider Man, Wolverine, and the Hulk – perfect for baking some cool munchies for a kid’s birthday party.
$39.95
USB Typewriter
Enjoy the touch and feel of an antique typewriter while still having the modern features of a keyboard and computer with these USB typewriters. Available in a variety of different styles, these modified type writers are truly a hipster’s wet dream.
$799.00
8-Bit Secret Stairway
Add a pixelated stairway anywhere in your home with this 8-Bit secret stairway. Inspired by the retro art design of 8-Bit video games such as The Legend of Zelda, this clever floor decal is available in either Desert Sand or Dungeon Blue colors.
$30.00
Netted Cocoon Hammock
With the netted cocooon hammock you can hang out in your backyard or in the wilderness without having mosquitoes invade your quiet personal space. The netted hammock features a mesh canopy that lets fresh air breeze through while filtering out annoying insects.
$99.95
Flexible Monster Lamp
Look out there’s an oddly colored monster in your room! This flexible monster lamp is a great gift for any kid with a strong imagination and adds personality to any bedroom or reading area. These Flexible Monster Lamp are a cool gift idea to decorate a kids room.
$28.32
Giant Steel Sword
Walk tall and carry a big sword with this massive Devil May Cry inspired sword. This giant steel sword is both an artistic collector’s piece that would look great hanging on any wall, and a functional piece of weaponry that will dish out some serious destruction.
$1,000.00
Rainbow Hula Hoop
Electrify your audience with beautiful displays of color with these double rainbow hula hoops. With super bright LEDs, these rechargeable rainbow hula hoops are a fun twist on a classic toy and can even be customized with own your choice of LED colors.
$225.00
Food Shaped Soap Bars
You’re not losing your mind – these incredibly detailed objects that look like edible foods are in fact bars of soap! With everything from Oreos to gummy bears to choose from, these hand made food shaped soap bars not only look great, but they smell great too.
$6.25
Skateboard Mirror
Give your room some style by adding some skater decor with this Skateboard Mirror made from stainless steel, glass, and real skateboard parts. This skateboard mirror can be hung either horizontally or vertically, and makes a great addition to any skater’s bedroom.
$175.00
Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug
This Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug is a brilliant tribute to the warp pipes and can be purchased with equally nostalgic Super Mario coasters, and makes a great gift for old school gamers and geeks alike.
$34.00
Skeleton Swim Suit
The Skeleton Swim Suit is the latest brilliant bathing suit from Black Milk Clothing. The Skeleton Swim Suit is an instant conversation piece that is anything but the typical swim suit and makes a great gift for women who love unusual artwork.
$90.00
Star Wars Lightsaber Toys
Now you can act out all of the greatest Star Wars Lightsaber battles with your own friends – these lightsabers are a great gift for kids or for Star Wars fans who are into dressing up in character. These lightsabers are lightweight and come with 22 LED bulbs inside.
$13.50
Glow In The Dark Bubbles
Glow in the dark bubbles? GLOW IN THE DARK BUBBLES! Yes, they exist and they are pretty darn spiffy. The bubbles glow when exposed to UV light, giving off a vibrant shade of blue. These Glow In The Dark Bubbles make for an awesome party gift.
$8.34
Giant Slumber Bear
Cuddle up with this gratuitously large and fluffy grizzly bear. At over seven feet wide and weighing it and fifty pounds, this giant slumber bear makes the perfect gift for kids, and also makes a great extra bed for people who drink too much and pass out in your home.
$599.95
Epic Shark vs. Narwhal Painting
When the Discovery Channel announced it would begin replacing Shark Week with Narwhal Week, an all out war erupted between sharks and narwhals. Still yet to be caught on film, this painting is a rare glimpse into one of the many epic battles being waged right now.
$40.00
Skull Shaped Beer Pitcher
When you feel your inner viking yearning to come out, nothing satisfies better than quality beer served in a pitcher shaped like an evil skull. This skull shaped beer pitcher also makes a great serving pitcher for Halloween parties or celebrating after vanquishing your enemies.
$12.99
World Of Warcraft Orc Masks
For the Horde! These amazingly detailed World of Warcraft Orc masks will have all your friends green with envy. The WoW orc mask is great to wear to LAN parties, sci-fi conventions, WoW interventions, or just about anywhere you will be around fellow WoW gamers.
$30.00+
Dust Mopping Slippers
Get some cleaning done around the house without lifting a finger with these dust mopping slippers. You can even up your cleaning efficiency by freeing your hands for other cleaning jobs while you effortlessly clean the floors just by walking around.
$9.02
Superman Dog Costume
Your dog valiantly defends your home, but if given the chance he would jump at the opportunity to fight crime in the streets! Now you can dress your dog up like the super hero he wishes to be with these super hero dog costumes – available in many different styles.
$11.64
Secret Stash Container Bolt
Hide valuables in plain sight with this secret stash container made from a real hollowed out 3/4″ machine bolt. Great for storing and hiding small items or money in hard to find places, such as in the garage where bolts like this one would be blend in perfectly.
$19.00
Light Simulating Blinds
Regardless of whether you’re stuck in a prison cell, a tiny office cubicle, or just fear the outside world, these light simulating blinds will help you pretend the outside world is shining in. These light simulating blinds are also perfect for the basement dwellers.
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Retro USB Microphone
Ditch the lame headset and talk to your friends like an old fashioned radio talk show host with this Retro USB Microphone for your PC. In addition to the retro style, this USB microphone also includes noise canceling and natural sound reproduction technology.
$16.99
Inanimate Character Stickers
Give some life to your inanimate objects around the office with these inanimate character stickers. A great gift for any office, this sticker package gives you 124 waterproof removable stickers. Our personal favorite is the vampire teeth staple remover.
$5.95
World’s Largest Scrabble Board
There is no better way to exhibit your fine taste, wealth and utter sophistication than by owning the world’s largest Scrabble board. This wall mountable Scrabble board is hand made and is nearly five times the size of the original game board.
$12,000.00
Folding Backpack Bicycle
Tackle the rugged outdoors with these folding backpack bicycles. When you need to climb up a hill, simply fold the bicycle up into an easy to carry backpack, and when you are ready to descend back down just unfold it and roll down with this unique folding mountain biking.
$1,939.00
LEGO Taj Mahal Set
LEGOs aren’t just for kids – this LEGO Taj Mahal set contains just under six thousand pieces and is not for inexperienced LEGO builders. This highly detailed and time consuming LEGO kit makes a great gift for people who want to relive in their LEGO creation days.
$909.91
Star Trek Engagement Ring
Commit to that special someone like a true geek with these Star Trek engagement rings. With a sterling silver Trekkie insignia design, these engagement rings are perfect for the couple who wish to love and honor each otherand live long and prosper.
$500.00
VW Bus Mailbox
Turn your mailbox into a groovy love machine with these VW Bus mailboxes. Available in a variety of psychedelic colors, these functional and handmade steel VW Bus mailboxes are perfect for expressing your individuality to all your neighbors and your mailman.
$99.00
The Circular Pizza Saw
Pizza cutting is serious business, and to get the job done right you need a serious tool: the circular pizza saw. This fully functional pizza circular saw is dishwasher safe and has a removable shield for easy clean up after you wreak havoc on the poor defenseless pizza.
$13.77
Scuba Diver Lamp
Give your home a vintage aquatic look with this custom made Scuba diver lamp. Crafted using a miniature scuba diving helmet, the interior is fitted with a small light bulb, creating a unique accent lighting that will look great anywhere you place it.
$425.00
Personal Submarine
Quit lugging around bulky diving equipment, now you can explore the deep blue seas safely with your own personal submarine! Practically a steal at the bargain price of just two million dollars, the personal submarine offers unheard of personal underwater exploration.
$2,000,000.00
Be Right Back Bookmark
Easily pick up where you last stopped reading with this “be right back” bookmark. Perfect for avid readers, the metal BRB bookmark is a clever tool that everyone in your book club will be jealous of. Also available are similar metal bookmark sayings such as “You are here”.
$9.75
Bacon Tie
Do you love bacon so much that you’d wear it as clothing if given the option? Well now you can do just that without the weird looks and attacks from hungry animals with the bacon tie. This delicious looking bacon tie is hand painted and will clog your arteries with style!
$40.00
Darth Vader Dog Costume
Turn your dog to the dark side with this Darth Vader dog costume. Included in this geeky dog costume is the iconic helmet and suit with gloves and the cape attached. Now all you need is a Sith bathrobe to be the perfect master to your dark apprentice.
$12.96
Das Boot Beer Mug
Celebrate Oktoberfest like a real German by drinking from DAS BOOT! This massive shoe holds 67 ounces, or roughly five beers in a single glass – enough to get you singing songs from the old country that you’re probably not even from.
$24.99
Inflatable Obstacle Course
Now you can create a boot camp style obstacle course in your backyard or in an open park with this eighty five foot long inflatable obstacle course. This massive military / bootcamp style obstacle course features a variety of challenges to overcome such as rope and hill climbing.
$12,500.00
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Cook up a loaded breakfast with this egg frying mold that is shaped like a handgun. Perfect for cooking up a breakfast that’s to die for, this functional pistol shaped egg frying mold is made from stainless steel and work great for cooking up breakfast for an NRA meeting.
$8.79
Mini USB Camera
Take pictures on the go with this Mini USB Camera. This mini camera is more than just a novelty item – smaller than the palm of your hand it works great as a backup camera with its two megapixels lens and up to sixteen gigabyte memory card.
$49.00
Light Up Slippers
Walk around in the middle of the night without fear of stepping on random objects on the floor with these light up slippers. These slippers don’t need to be turned on manually, just slip your feet into them and the weight sensor automatically turns the slipper lights on.
$40.00
Bear Trap Necklace
It’s a trap! These functional bear trap necklaces aren’t for casual jewelry fashionistas – they open and close like a real bear trap with sharp teeth. Available in sterling silver or oxidized black, these clever necklaces make great gifts for outdoorsy types.
$240.00
DIY Ice Cream Maker
ThisIsWhyImFat – this ‘Do It Yourself’ style ice cream maker will have you eating professional style ice cream from the convenience of your home. This DIY Ice Cream Maker is a great housewarming gift to give to someone who you secretly want to become obese very rapidly.
$86.95
Giant Toy Soldier
You’re all grown up, so shouldn’t your toys do the same? These giant toy soldiers will tower over a regular size green army toy soldier, and will be available in many different classic toy solider poses such as prone, kneeling, and of course armed with an RPG.
$90.00
Ice Speed Chess Game
Play chess at heightened pace with this chess set that uses game pieces made from solid ice. Included in this icy chess game kit are two silicone molds for making two sets of game pieces so you and a friend can compete against each other and against time itself.
$9.99
Blood Bath Wallpaper
Style your home or office with wallpaper that screams bloody murder with this blood splatter wallpaper. This blood bath wallpaper features realistic blood splashed all over the design, giving your home or office a warm and cozy serial killer vibe.
$53.00
Breaking Bad Shoes
As Walter White continues his descent into the persona of Heisenberg, he grows more image conscious. Buying fancy cars and wearing very expensive wrist watches – but what should he do about shoes? These Breaking Bad shoes feature Heisenberg’s iconic face on them.
$85.00
Light Up Dog Leashes
Walk your dog at night safely and stylishly with these light up dog leashes. With countless design styles, you will be visible to oncoming traffic in a variety of light colors that you can select to either emit a flashing or steady glow onto the dog leash.
$22.99
Mini Light Bulb Oil Lamps
Light up your home in a unique and eco-friendly manner – these recycled mini light bulbs are actually oil lamps. Each mini oil lamp includes a hand made wooden base with a satin finish, and come with easy to install cotton wicks and instructions.
$35.00
Dexter Blood Sample Coasters
Let your house guests know how intense you really are with these officially licensed Dexter Blood Sample Coasters. Regardless of whether you enjoy the TV show or are just really into serial killing, these coasters will be a great fit in your home.
$19.99
Tetris Lights
Light up your home or office with these Tetris lights that brightly glow when they are pieced together. Perfect for retro gamers who found the game of Tetris harder to quit than crystal meth, these geeky lights will be a conversation starter wherever you put them.
$46.89
World Traveler Scratch Off Map
Have fun keeping track of all the places you’ve traveled to with this scratch off world map. Any place you’ve traveled to you get the satisfying pleasure of scratching off and revealing some colored geography. This scratch off map makes a cool gift for people who love to see the world.
$20.75
Dynamite Stick Incense Holder
There’s a bomb in the house, and it smells amazing! Now with these clever dynamite stick incense holders you can burn incense sticks while freaking out your family. The incense stick will look like a wick burning away, ready to ignite the dynamite.
$20.00
Aquarium Sink
Upgrade your bachelor pad with this modern aquarium sink that can accommodate both fish and plant life. Perfect for any over the top bathroom remodel, this unique sink comes equipped with an aquarium light, air pump, and two large entry points located at the top.
$4,500.00
Brass Knuckles Engagement Ring
There is no better ring to tie the knot with the type of girl who loves beauty, elegance, and violence than this brass knuckle engagement ring. Available in a sterling silver or brass finish, this unique mashup ring comes equipped with four cubic zirconia gems.
$425.00
Zombie Shadow Casters
Now you can cast some disturbing shadows on your walls with these zombie shadow casters. Perfect for zombie themed parties, simply place these mini mahogany zombies in front of a small candle and a realistic zombie silhouette will appear behind it.
$19.95
Giant Inflatable NFL Players
Decorate your lawn with your favorite NFL team with these giant inflatable NFL players and let all your neighbors know where your loyalties lie. These inflatable NFL players come in every team, with the choice of alternate uniforms and also a different stance.
$78.32+
Corn Dog Maker
Make your own corn dogs from home in only six minutes with this fun and easy to use corn dog maker. With an easy to clean design and a recipe book included, you’ll be going through corn dogs and other foods on a stick in no time. Your arteries will not thank us later.
$22.28
The Hangout Nest
Your hang out spot just got upgraded – this hanging lounger is shaped like an over sized nest for humans, where you can relax, read a book, or even cuddle up with someone special. Each pod is available in a variety of styles so you can create your ultimate hangout spot.
$15,000.00
Zombie Attack Bed Covers
Embrace the inevitable zombie apocalypse with the Zombie Attack Bed Covers. This gory bed set includes a blanket cover and two pillow cases that are screen printed and hand painted with zombie arms, and an ample spread of blood throughout.
$135.00
iPhone SLR Adapter
That standard three megapixel camera in the iPhone not good enough for you? With this ingenious iPhone SLR Adapter you can now take incredibly detailed photos on your iPhone like never before by mounting your favorite SLR camera lens onto your iPhone.
$249.00
Netflix For Ties
You rent movies through the mail, why not rent your ties? Tie Society is like Netflix for ties – for a monthly fee you can rent a select amount of ties, just as you do with movies on Netflix. This monthly subscription makes a great gift for dad, with tons of high quality ties to choose from.
$19.95
Flip Up Keyboard Organizer
Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves with these flip up keyboards that have a hidden storage compartment for pens, highlighters, business cards, papers, and any other typical office supplies you’ve got lying around on your desk.
$19.95
Star Wars X-Wing Pilot Hoodie
Upgrade your wardrobe with some intergalactic Pilot style with this Star Wars X-Wing Pilot Hoodie. This hoodie comes with a front zipper and a hood that doubles as the X-Wing Pilot Helmet and is a great way for Star Wars fans to stay warm this winter.
$150.00
Klein Glass Bottle
Entertain your guests with a glass bottle that exists in the fourth dimension! These mind boggling glasses are modeled after the Klein Bottle, a bottle in which its inside is also its outside. However, these bottles actually have an opening at the bottom for pouring.
$46.00
The Segway Skateboard
Motorized skateboards are nothing new, but this weight sensing skateboard takes things to a whole new level. It uses intuitive shifting of your body weight to move on the skateboard, similar to a Segway – just lean in the direction you want to go and the board will do the rest!
$499.99
Great White Shark Bookbag
The great white shark book bag is a great way for kids to let everyone know they roll deep with the baddest mofos in the ocean, the great white shark. It’s been reported that owners of the great white shark book bag live longer and more lucrative lives too.
$19.99
Inflatable Back Pillow
Relax at the beach without carrying around a bulky lounger chair with these inflatable back pillows. Perfect for the outdoors where seating just isn’t up to par such as picnics or at the beach, these inflatable pillows can be arranged in multiple positions for optimum comfort.
$21.99
Do-It-Yourself Micro Brewery Kit
Start your own microbrewery and create your own beer at home with this Mr. Beer Home Brewery Kit. This do it yourself brewery kit includes everything you need to start making your own beer and makes for a very unique gift for men/gift for dads.
$42.95
DIY Pixel Art Stickers
Create your own pixelated works of art or just purchase some of the cool pixel stickers already created with the Do It Yourself Pixel Art Sticker Studio. The pixel art studio is easy to use, just load it and start drawing pixels, save it, and purchase it!
$6.00+
Hand Knit Hearts
Now you can give someone special your heart without ripping out your own literal heart. These life like human hearts are amazingly made entirely from felt, so not only are they awesome to look at, but they are also soft and cuddly.
$25.00
Chainsaw Necklace Charm
Looking for a cute way to show off your innerpyscho? Then you should try the chainsaw necklace charm – this unique hand made silver necklace charm is a great gift idea for people who love unusual and interesting jewelry and comes with the necklace chain too.
$75.00
iPhone + iPad Printer
Print photos from your iPhone or iPad with ease with this printer designed specifically for the iPhone and iPad. It’s compact size means you can print anywhere at a high resolution with no computer needed – just plug in your iPad or iPhone and print!
$99.99
Battleshots
Relive the classic game of Battleship with an alcoholic twist – each direct hit results in a shot being taken in the game of Battleshots, and the winner is decided when you destroy all of your opponent’s battleships or either one of you passes out from alcohol poisioning!
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Human Hot Dog Cooker
Cook your hot dog with this funny and clever anatomically correct hot dog cooker statue made from stainless steel. The statue not only will entertain guests, but it will also allow you to get a slow cook on the hot dogs as they float above the grill.
$17.50
Ghostbusters Proton Backpack
Suit up and arm your nuclear accelerator, because it’s ghostbuster time. This ghostbuster backpack is a cool way to carry around your stuff while looking like you’re armed with a proton pack. Makes a great kid for gifts and geeky people who love nostalgic stuff.
$34.50
Moving Gears Chain Clocks
Form meets mechanical function with these moving gears chain clocks. The perfect display piece for any engineer’s home or office, these brilliantly designed chain clocks will accurately display the time using a variety of basic and exposed gear mechanisms.
$225.00
Mechanical Hand
Enhance your pathetic skin and bones with impressive metal with these mechanical hands. Perfect for mad scientists, street fighters, and people who dream of replacing their bone with metal, these fully functional mechanical hands will make you a force to be reckoned with.
$200.00
Bloody Pixelated Shirt
Hipster glasses are old news. Pixelation is the latest trend in fashion, and you can be one of the first to own one of these double sided geeky pixelated shirts. Available in bloody, Sith, and Batman style, these geeky pixelated shirts will be an instant hit among 8-bit lovers.
$35.00
Brain Freeze Ice Cubes
Now you can chill your drinks with these brain freeze ice cubes. This clever silicone mold allows you to make realistic looking frozen brain ice cubes that will foreshadow how your own cranium will start to feel if you chug down your frozen drink too quickly.
$6.99
Dollar Stacks Wallet
Carry around your petty cash in a wallet that looks like it’s a stack of 100 dollar bills! It’s a great way to fool people into thinking you’re pulling out a wad of cash when you’re more than likely broker than dirt. It’s also a cool wallet to own when you want to get mugged.
$19.25
Monty Python Knight Plushie
It’s just a flesh wound! The black knight is the bravest knight in all the land, willing to fight til he is nothing more than a stump. This fourteen inch tall fully dismemberable black knight plush toy is a must have item for fans of the Monty Python movies.
$15.00
Zombie Survival Marathon Race
Train for the upcoming zombie apocalypse like never before with the 5K zombie survival marathon that will be coming to a city near you! This one of a kind marathon includes obstacle courses as well as endless zombies scattered throughout the marathon.
$87.00
Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses
Chill your drinks without using ice cubes – these whiskey stone shot glasses will chill your liquor and keep it cold for hours. Made from natural soapstone, these whiskey stone shot glasses are an excellent gift for drinkers who want cold but not watered down drinks.
$40.00
Zombie Head Cookie Jar
Zombies are to brains as humans are to cookies. This zombie head cookie jar is an attention grabbing cookie container that will allow you to keep your delicious cookies safe and sound. It makes a great kitchen accessory for zombie lovers.
$29.99
Grapes Necklace
What should you wear to that wine tasting party? How about a hand made wool vine of grapes necklace! Perfect for wine lovers, this unique and eco-friendly necklace will be an instant conversation starter and also can be ordered with the matching grape earrings.
$68.20
Gangsta Rap Coloring Book
Teach your kids how to draw in between the lines and also avoid being a mark ass bitch with these gangsta rap coloring books. Fun for the whole family, these coloring books feature 48 pages of music icons from the gangsta rap genre such as Biggie, Eazy E, and many others.
$8.95
Mini Erupting Volcano Lamp
This battery operated mini erupting volcano lamp is the ultimate geeky item to place on your home/office desk. The volcano lights up and spews out little red hot lava balls in a constant mesmerizing motion.
$17.95
Walk While You Text App
Neglect the outside world more efficiently with this iPhone app that enables you to text while walking by using the iPhone’s built in camera so you can see where you are going while both your face and attention span are buried in your phone.
$0.99
Personalized Stuffed Animals
Throw out those lame caricature drawings of yourself – these personalized stuffed animals are soft and huggable mini versions of you! Available in many different sizes and styles, you can customize your mini stuffed animal to fit any of your interests and hobbies.
$59.00+
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
Transport your data with this cool looking 8GB USB thumb drive metal robot. This robot thumb drive is available in a silver or gold finish. The robot’s arms are movable and it’s head comes off to expose the USB connection.
$29.95
You Are Not The Father Card
Few words in the language of men bring greater joy than “you are not the father”. For years, Maury Povich has been delivering this life saving announcement to potential dead beat dads on his talk show, but now you too can deliver the great news with these cards!
$3.50
Star Wars Cookie Cutters
Use the force to bake some delicious munchies with these Star Wars cookie cutters. With a set of four classic Star Wars molds, your young Padawans will jump at the chance to bake and intricately style each and every geeky cookie that pops out of the oven.
$19.95
Soap Bar Flakes Shaver
Don’t live in fear of dropping those slippery soap bars in the showers – now you can easily shave off little flakes from a bar of soap with this clever soap dispensing tool. Prisons every where are already reporting a drop in shower rapes thanks to this wonderful shaver.
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I Am Busy Towel
Let everyone know you are too busy working on your tan, listening to music, and sipping on pina coladas with these oversized “I Am Busy” towels. Designed by Rirkrit Tiravanija, these giant orange towels are perfect for a lazy day at the beach or hangout out poolside.
$105.00
Giant Light Up Mouse
Emasculate yourself with these giant light up computer mouses that will make your hands feel extremely tiny. These giant light up mouses are USB powered and feature translucent bright flashing LED edges that will light up your computer room.
$20.00
Ninja Star Coat Hangers
Not much is known about a ninja’s personal life, but one thing we do know is that they don’t waste any tool in their weapons arsenal. These ninja star coat hangers are a clever way to hang your wearables at home, and can be installed onto just about any wall surface.
$7.82
Steampunk Telescope Ring
Steampunk meets real world usability with this telescope ring that includes a built in compass, magnifying glass, and of course a small folding compass. Made from cast metal and available in multiple ring sizes, this telescope ring is a practical yet stylish steampunk accessory.
$24.99
Boba Fett Stained Glass Lamp
The infamous Star Wars bounty hunter has returned in these beautifully detailed Boba Fett stained glass lamps. Built using the real helmet dimensions of Boba Fett, these geeky lamps incorporate over two hundred pieces of stained glass and are a must have collector’s item.
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Bamboo Keyboard With Mouse
This USB Keyboard + Mouse combo is made from natural bamboo and is compatible with all computers. The bamboo keyboard and mouse will give you a warm and elegant feel whenever you use your PC, even though you’re probably wasting away on dumb sites like this one.
$58.70
Amethyst Carved Skull
Add a relaxing touch your home or office with these translucent amethyst and agate carved skulls. Unlike the recent Indiana Jones movie, these crystal skulls don’t suck – and will be a centerpiece of conversation no matter where you put it.
$1,560.00
Dick Towel
Dry yourself off with a towel that leaves nothing to the imagination with the dick towel. Each towel is reversible, with a big dick on one side, a small dick on the other. These hilarious dick towels are the officially licensed product from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
$26.00
USB Recharger + Surge Protector
This USB recharger and surge protector combo is a clever way to turn a single electrical outlet into a multiple purpose electricity station. Use the USB slots to recharge your gadgets, and the electrical outlets to keep them safe from electricity spikes.
$10.88
Fine China Brass Knuckles
The word “useless” gets thrown around a lot on ThisIsWhyImBroke – but these Fine China Brass Knuckles take the cake. Made from real recycled fine China dinnerware, these ironic brass knuckles are perfect for the girl who loves eco-friendly and useless jewelry.
$60.00
Illuminated Edges Pool Table
Play a game of billiards at the bachelor pad in style with this illuminated pool table that also converts into a playable table hockey game. With an anti-corrosive aluminum frame, the illuminated pool table is built to withstand the elements of outside usage.
$3,000.00
Gamer Wedding Cake Topper
Finish off your wedding cake with an honest touch with these video game addict wedding cake toppers. Available with everything from Starcraft to Call of Duty, these cake toppers are the perfect way to mark the end of his all night gaming sessions and the start of marriage.
$105.99
Cereal Killer Spoon
You’ve researched your target, prepared the room so as to not leave any evidence, and now you can perform your morning ritual of being a cereal killer with this clever spoon. The cereal killer spoon is a hand stamped vintage spoon, and makes a great gift for heavy cereal eaters.
$12.00
MacBook Pocket Mirror
Looking for a pocket mirror that shows your blatant obsession with Apple products? No bigger than an iPod Nano, these pocket mirrors are styled like a miniature MacBook Air – except the monitor has been replaced with a high quality reflective mirror.
$26.00
Bacon Bandaids
Very few people know of the amazing healing powers that bacon possesses. Bacon is so powerful, in fact, that they now make bacon bandaids to help quickly heal your open cuts and wounds. These novelty bacon bandaids are functional and tasty!
$6.38
Replica Portal Gun
The technology to create portals may not exist yet, but in the mean time you can use your imagination to relive all those fun puzzles with these incredibly detailed replica portal guns. These 1:1 scale replica guns have blue and orange LEDs, and trigger firing sounds.
$450.00
Bill Murray Coloring Book
Teach your children about the greatness of Bill Murray, or relive all his classic roles yourself by coloring in scenes from all his movies. The Bill Murray coloring book, formally known as Thrill Murray, has everything from Ghostbusters to Lost In Translation to color in.
$14.99
Pizza Slice Sleeping Bag
You’ve never truly experienced pizza until you slept in it. Perfect for kid’s sleep overs, these hand made comfy pizza slice sleeping bags can be custom ordered with your choice of toppings that comes either as extra pillows or as fixed blanket decorations.
$250.00
Vinyl Record Dinner Placemats
Vinyl records might be an obsolete technology but they function perfectly as dinner placemats. Easy to clean and dishwasher safe, these vinyl record dinner placemats are a great gift idea for the vintage record junkies, and are perfect for music themed parties.
$17.99
Deer Antlers Hat
Frolic around looking like a deer with this deer antler hat knitting pattern. You’ve struggled for years to grow antlers on your own, and despite your best efforts of trying to will yourself to evolve your cranium, your best bet is to knit yourself some antlers with this knitting pattern.
$5.50
Shark Attack Mug
Drink with caution – there is a deadly surprise waiting at the bottom of this drinking mug. As you slowly drink and the liquid levels drop, the deadly shark reveals itself, sure to scare the living hell out of someone drinking from it for the first time.
$10.99
R2-D2 Smoking Pipe
For years Star Wars fans and Ents have speculated over the hotbox like qualities of the mechanical R2-D2 droid, but now we know what his true purpose is – as a smoking pipe! Made from heavy duty glass, this is the perfect pipe for geeks. For tobacco use only.
$29.99
Light Up Planters
Bring your garden up to speed with the modern world with these super bright light up planters. Each one of these planters has fifteen LEDs inside that combine for a powerful glowing light that easily make your garden area look sleek and modern.
$66.00
Star Trek Pillows
Geek out in total comfort with this cleverly designed set of Star Trek pillows. This complete set of geeky throw pillows includes the gold command pillow, blue science pillow, and red engineering pillow – or you can order each pillow individually.
$100.00
Brown Paper Bag Beer Koozie
Brown paper bags are great – they conceal the giant alcoholic drink you’re carrying and they up your street cred, but what about insulation? Introducing the brown paper bag beer koozie: it’ll keep your beer insulated while still giving you that alcoholic bummy look you’re going for.
$7.38
Mini Video Game Controller Rings
Show off your geeky side with these mini video game controller rings. Available in XBox360, PS3, and even Nintendo Wii style, as well as in a variety of colors, these mini video game controller rings are the perfect gift idea for that special gamer in your life.
$12.00
Tentacle Doorstop
Keep your doors open while freaking out your house guests with these tentacle doorstops that look like a sea monster is creeping in from under the door. Perfect for any type of flooring and created by hand, each doorstop is unique in shape and color.
$19.95
Karate Lettuce Chopper
Practice your deadly combat strikes while dicing up a healthy salad with this karate chop lettuce chopper. These clever lettuce choppers are dishwasher safe and are a great gift idea for healthy eaters who enjoy creating their salad with a pinch violence.
$11.99
Portal Turret Flashlight
Keep your poorly lit room well defended with the Portal Turret Flashlight. While this Portal Turret has had it’s dual machine guns disabled for civilian use, it does speak to you with classic lines from the Portal video game and makes a great stocking stuffer gift.
$24.99
Peanut Butter And Jelly Wallet
Just like when Michael Jordan retired to go play baseball, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich has realized he has reached his potential as a sandwich and is venturing out to challenge himself – the PB&J is now looking poised to dominate the wallet industry.
$9.99
Shrub Air Conditioner Concealer
Conceal that big and ugly air conditioner unit with this faux shrub that will cleverly hide your outdoor A/C unit. Not only will the shrub air conditioner concealer improve the look of your backyard, but it will also provide unrestricted airflow so your A/C unit will work perfectly.
$549.95
Remote Control Tarantula
Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends with this remote control tarantula with light up spider eyes. This 1:1 scale R/C spider has a furry texture as well as independent leg movement to seem even more like it’s real life counter part.
$18.12
Personalized Face Pillows
Have you very own face put on a throw pillow with these personalized face pillows. Perfect for immortalizing yourself, a friend, or even your pet, these custom made pillows have a variety of creative designs. Simply upload your photo, choose a shape, and order!
$30.00
Hand Grenade Soap Bar
Live your life on the edge by washing your hands with grenades! These hand grenade soap bars are custom made to look like the standard issue World War II style steel body hand grenade and make a cool house warming gift for military families.
$14.00
Functional Mermaid Tails
Live out your dream of residing under the sea in an oceany kingdom with talking lobsters and fish with these fully functional mermaid tails. Available in a variety of colors and styles, these swimmable mermaid tails feature a functional mono-fin in the back of the tail.
$350.00
Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses
Get hammered with these nifty ambigram shot glasses that first tell you what to do, then tell you how you feel. The shot glass reads “Drink” when right side up with liquor, and after your shot you can shot the glass down where it’ll now read “Drunk”.
$10.66
Rock Pillows
Everything you know is a lie – these rocks are actually extremely comfy throw pillows. The perfect accessory to a log cabin or home with an earthy style, these rock pillows look and feel great, and are especially great for an intense pillow fight.
$495.00
Mini Cottage Incense Burner
The mini cottage incense burner is a cool way to burn incense candles and make your home smell nice. The cottage has a chimney that releases the smoke from the incense candle you burn inside of the cottage, giving off the appearance that the mini cottage is inhabited.
$54.99
Mini Pool Table
Just like with mini-golf, we are witnessing the birth of a new sport: mini-pool. This fun little mini pool table not only looks cool, but is a completely functional pool table complete with billiard balls, pool sticks, pool rack, and sharpener.
$27.95
You Shall Not Pass Stamp
Enjoy a hearty laugh at the expense of those dumb students of yours who never study for your quizzes with this “You Shall Not Pass” teacher’s grading stamp. This self-inking red stamp is the perfect tool for any disgruntled school teacher.
$12.00
Pac-Man Ottoman
Style your home in retro geek style with the Pac-Man ottoman. Made from acrylic upholstery, these Pac-Man ottomans come in a variety of color combinations and are perfect for an arcade room or geeky lounge area. Not recommended for houses haunted by ghosts.
$195.00
Ghostbusters Nesting Dolls
Keep your home ghost free and pay tribute to one of the greatest movies of all time with the Ghostbusters Nesting Dolls. These handmade nesting dolls stand just under six inches tall at their largest and feature the main cast from Ghostbusters including Slimer!
$175.00
Reddit Alien Hat
Drop the subtleties of secret handshakes and catchphrases to identify yourself as a fellow Redditor – the Reddit alien hat will instantly make you identifiable as an intelligent and informed websurfer who also has a debilitating weakness for pictures of cats.
$26.00
Edible Food Spray Paint
Ever wished your food would make your poop come out gold? Now you can make all your meals give off a golden shine with these edible food spray paints! Available in gold, silver, rot, and blue colors, this spray paint will make any dinner pop with color!
$38.00
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands and your beer insulated with these beer koozie mittens. The perfect gift for cold winter drinking parties, these sheep wool mittens give your hands the perfect shape to hold a beer bottle like any real caring beer drinker should.
$29.99
Two Story Inflatable Reindeer
Don’t get shown up by the Flendersons two houses over this Holiday season – go all out and over kill your Christmas decorations this year with the Two Story Inflatable Reindeer. It also includes an integrated fan that inflates this massive Reindeer in only five minutes!
$349.95
Jellyfish Lamps
Light up your desk or nightstand with these USB jellyfish shaped lamps. With the ability to switch between a bright white and blue color with the flick of a switch, these jellyfish lamps can also be placed just about anywhere thanks to their suction cup feet.
$12.00
Recycled Watch Motorcycles
Don’t let those old watches just collect dust in your attic, turn them into mini motorcycles! Using recycled watch parts, these tiny concept motorcycles let no part of the watch go to waste, and are a cool DIY gift idea for unique sculpture collectors.
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Beer Keg Stool
Give your home bar or man cave an authentic alcoholic touch with the beer keg stools. Just consume an entire beer keg by yourself, and this stool kit will easily allow you to transform that empty keg into a fully functional bar stool with all the necessary hardware included.
$84.95
Spikey Coffee Mug
Drink from a coffee mug with attitude – the spikey coffee mug is a handmade cup that takes no prisoners and lives by its own rules. Available in a variety of colors, these spikey coffee mugs are perfect for adding a little toughness to your morning cup of joe.
$20.00
Gutter Cleaning Robot
Take all the hard work out of cleaning your gutters with the iRobot Looj gutter cleaner. This gutter cleaning robot is easy to set up, just place it in your gutters, remove the forty foot range remote control, and let it the robot do all the dirty gutter work for you.
$125.99
Optimus Prime Helmet
Roll out looking like a true Autobot with this Steampunk Optimus Prime Helmet. This highly detailed, battle worn, bronze finished Optimus Prime helmet is a full size adult costume helmet but also makes a great display piece for any geeky room.
$175.00
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Style yourself like a true drunken cowboy with these officially licensed cowboy hats made from an eighteen pack of beer. Available in all the major beer brands, from Coors to Miller Lite, these one size fits all beer cowboy hats are perfect for a drunken hoedown.
$36.95
Octopus Smoking Pipe
Release the Kraken! Now you can smoke out of a beautifully crafted glass pipe shaped like a monstrous octopus. This functional piece of art measures just over seven inches in length, and come in a variety of colors – even glow in the dark versions!
$600.00
T-Rex Trophy Wall Sculpture
Show off your elite hunting skills with this T-Rex trophy wall mountable sculpture. Not only will guests of your home think you are a deadly hunter, but they’ll also be impressed that you were invited to visit the exclusive Jurassic Park island – and then killed anything that moved.
$89.95
Tree Man Incense Burner
Let the fine smoke fill your home with this Ent Tree Incense Burner. This unique burner uses cone shaped incense candles and slowly releases smoke from the top of his head, giving off a very cool effect while also making your home smell great.
$19.77
Warhammer Nerf Guns
Go to war with these Warhammer Nerf Guns – available in both pistol and rifle form. These Warhammer fire arms are fully functional hand painted modified Nerf guns with incredible detail and make a cool gift idea for Warhammer fans.
$220.00+
Skull Door Knocker
Set your home apart from those cookie cutters on the block with these skull door knockers. Available in brass, iron, and chrome finishes, these skull shaped door knockers are a great gift idea for home owners that like adding unusual little touches to their humble abode.
$35.87
Super Mario Guitar
Give a mind blowing performance to the entire Mushroom Kingdom and turn yourself into a Princess Peach panty dropper with this Super Mario guitar. These custom made, hand crafted, and air brushed Super Mario themed guitars are perfect for the geeky musician.
$1,014.30
Giant Peanut Butter Cup Cake
Satisfy your debilitating lust for chocolate and peanut butter with this massive peanut butter cupcake that looks like a super-sized Reese’s Pieces. These delicious cakes feature house made peanut butter filling sandwiched between two layers of rich dark chocolate.
$85.00
Hundred Dollars Stack Pillow
Show off your vast riches while staying comfy with these hundred dollar stack pillows. At sixty five dollars each, these unique dollar stacks pillows have a respectable US dollar to comfy pillow conversion rate, and are perfect for flaunting your riches off to guests.
$65.00
Modern Dog House
Your dog isn’t a pet, it’s a fashion accessory – and you should shower that fashion accessory with all the trendiest things, from designer leashes, to modern dog houses. This modern doggy mansion give an open feel to a normally dull doggy home, with sunlight shining in.
$2,496.95
Men In Black Replica Gun
Own a piece of alien fighting technology with these replica Men In Black guns. Created by the same people who made the props from the actual movie, these highly detailed replica guns are a great gift idea for fans of Men In Black and movie prop collectors.
$599.00
Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade
Stalk and kill your target like Ezio with this functioning Assassin’s Creed inspired hidden blade; with the flick of the wrist, the replica assassin blade will spring outward. Perfect for cosplay, these hidden blades are actually made from real steel.
$136.94
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
Quit straining your neck when you backup your car with this rear view mirror that has no blind spots. This panoramic mirror is designed to give you a complete view of your rear surroundings, and makes a great gift idea for people who drive for a living.
$50.68
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Slicer
This does compute! Slice your pizzas with this Star Trek Enterprise Ship Pizza Slicer! The Enterprise pizza slicer looks just like the classic Enterprise ship design made, but this pizza slicer is made of stainless steel, and makes a great gift for star trek fans.
$29.99
Das Boot Shot Glasses
This is one time where you won’t need to worry about air bubbles while drinking from Das Boot! These mini Das Boot shot glasses are a fun way to get wasted like the mighty Germans do. Included in this set are three mini Das Boot shot glasses that each hold 1.5 ounces.
$19.99
Underwater Headphones
In the past swimmers have never been able to listen to energy music while getting a good swimming workout – but now with these nifty underwater headphones you can get a killer workout while listening to your all your favorite workout songs.
$319.98
Minecraft Drink Coasters
Keep your coffee table protected from water stains with these geeky and pixelated Minecraft drink coasters. Included in this coaster set are eight styles including the grass block, creeper block, gold block, lava block, and many more from the wildly popular Minecraft game.
$21.95
Modular Quad Lantern
Stay versatile with this modular quad lantern that features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight on their own. It’s perfect for setting up some impromptu lighting while going camping or just hanging out in the backyard.
$59.99
Customizable Age Birthday Card
Hate shopping for birthday cards? Try these “one size fits all” customizable age birthday cards that are perfect for anyone between the ages of 1 to 100 years old. These clever birthday card comes with 100 unlit candles, and you simply color in the candles.
$4.00
R2-D2 Barbeque Grill
With his sturdy, boxy, metal frame, the practical applications for R2-D2 truly arelimitless. This one of a kind BBQ was created by Philip Wise of RebelScum.com, taking an ugly drum smoker and beautifully styling it to look like our favorite Star Wars droid.
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Watercolor iPhone Case
Show off your artistic side with this iPhone case that looks like a painter’s set of watercolors. These hand made iPhone cases are available in three different case colors and are a perfect gift idea for painters or people with a creative side in general.
$19.99
iPhone Camera Lens Dial
You downloaded instagram on your iPhone and are now considered a legitimate professional photographer. But now you can step up your photography career even more with this iPhone camera lens dial that features a fisheye, wide angle, and telephoto lens.
$249.00
Zelda Cartridge Hard Drive
Now you can store your computer data on an external hard drive encased in the cartridge of arguably the greatest game ever made – the Legend of Zelda. Available in 500GB, 750GB, and 1TB versions, these Zelda cartridge hard drives are the ultimate geeky PC accessory.
$119.99
CD Shards Dragon Sculpture
Turn those lame free CDs you’ve received in the mail over the years into real works of art. This prismatic dragon sculpture was amazingly created using broken shards from one hundred and thirty six CDs. This one of a kind sculpture shows the potential for other CD art pieces.
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Flying Carpet Lounger
Relax on these unique loungers that looks like a flying carpet. Perfect for adding a unique hangout spot to your home, these flying carpet lounger also work great as play area for kids. The wedges can be detached at any time as well without use of tools.
$1,000.00
Giant Lava Lamp Tower
If you’re bored with regular lava lamps, step up to the giant lava lamps that use real lava! These giant lava lamps make great home decor and also will double as a heater in the winter months from all the heat it gives off.
$5,500.00
Super Mario Sneakers
Power up your collection of footwear with these hand painted Super Mario high top sneakers that feature all the classics from the Super Mario series – from goombas to pirahna plants to power stars to Bowser himself – these will be the most nostalgic shoes you’ll ever own.
$225.00
R2-D2 Bike Helmet
When you want the ultimate in cranium safety technology, nothing can quite compare to the comprehensive durability, style, and comfort of an R2-D2 helmet. R2-D2 is a battle tested intergalactic hero, so it goes without saying that he’ll keep your head safe with ease.
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Anchor Bracelet
Keep yourself grounded with the mini anchor bracelet. Available in either a bronze or antique silver metal finish, these hand made anchor bracelets are a great gift idea for people who love marine / aquatic themed jewelry that also has a symbolic meaning.
$2.99
Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Carry your data around in this clever USB drive that is designed to look like a mini internal hard drive. With a high level of detail incorporated into every USB drive, these mini hard drives are a fun gift idea for computer science geeks, overclockers, and programmers.
$21.99
Iron Man 12″ Figurine
Hot Toys makes some amazing figurines, but by far the coolest figurine is the proptotype titanium Iron Man 12″ figurine. This incredibly detailed prototype Iron Man suit even lights up through a switch placed on the back of the suit.
$420.00
Anti-Theft Lunch Bag
Prevent your lunch from being stolen with this fake mold anti-theft lunch bag. The bag has a design that makes it look like your perfectly good sandwich is actually ridden with mold. With the exception of public hangings, this is the best way to deter office thieves.
$7.99
Zelda Playable Ocarina
Now you can play with the focal instrument from arguably the greatest game ever made – Zelda: The Ocarina of Time. This ceramic twelve hole musical ocarina instrument looks and plays just like it did in the Zelda video game, and comes with a book of songs too.
$85.00
Light Up Eyelashes
Technology and makeup combine for a stunning new look with these light up eyelashes that will illuminate your eyes and make them look bigger. Designed by artist Soomi Park, these LED eyelashes are controlled via a tilt sensor that turns the lashes on or off.
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Money Fire Starters
Look like a big money baller by starting firepits, barbeques, and campfires with fat stacks of money. These clever fire starters look like rolled up dollar bills, and are a great way to show off your wealth, status, and douchebaggery to everyone.
$11.50
Hidden Patio Pool
Are you dying to own a pool but your backyard is too small? Now with the click of a button your backyard patio can submerge into a functional pool with this unbelievable hidden pool system. These custom built pools vary in price and can be tailored to any specifications.
$65,000.00
.44 Caliber Chamber Ring
Are you feeling lucky today, punk? The .44 magnum is one of the most powerful handguns in the world, capable of blowing your head clean off – and now it’s the manliest ring in the world. This ring makes a great gift for guns enthusiasts, and Dirty Harry impressionists.
$140.00
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2
This voice remote controlled R2-D2 is the droid you are looking for! This R2-D2 bot responds to over 40 commands, along with having his own little quirks like acting out without being told to like the real R2-D2 would. This R/C R2-D2 makes a great gift for Star Wars fans.
$139.99
Propane Tank LEGO Head
Upgrade the appearance on your old propane gas tank to look just like a LEGO head with this free guide from Instructables. All you’ll need is a propane gas tank and a few assorted paint colors and you’ll be rocking the geekiest gas tank ever.
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Solar Touch Keyhole Light
Now you can stop stumbling to open the front door to your house late at night with this solar touch keyhole light. Regardless of whether you have trouble seeing at night or are just drunk, this solar powered keyhole light will make finding the front door key hole a breeze.
$16.98
Sexy Vampire Menstrual Pad
It’s no secret that vampires need blood to survive – but they’ve taken their blood lust to a new level with these sexy vampire menstrual pads. Designed to take advantage of the Twilight / romantic vampire craze, these pads can keep a vampire fed for an entire week!
$12.00
Baked Potato Bean Bag
Relax in a bean bag of deliciousness with this baked potato bean bag. Featuring a hand dyed brown exterior and a butter shaped satin pillow for added comfort, the baked potato bean bag will be the most comfortable side dish you will ever lay down in.
$200.00
Metal Octopus Table
Give your home a cephalopod feel to it with this incredibly detailed metal octopus table. Weighing in at about 500 pounds, this metal octopus table took around 1500 hours to build and is a must have collector’s piece for people who love unique furniture.
$5,000.00
Geeky Romantic Cards
Win the heart of that special geek with these geeky romantic cards. Available individually or as a pack of five, these geeky romantic cards range from Zelda to Duck Hunt to Super Mario themes and will instantly make an old school gamer fall in love with you.
$2.75
Portal Cube Cookie Jar
The cake may have been a lie, but cookies will definitely be served with this Portal Companion Cube Cookie Jar. This officially licensed Portal cookie jar is the perfect addition to any geek’s kitchen and also works great as candy serving jar too.
$29.99
Virtual Infrared Keyboard
Have a keyboard with you any where you go with this virtual infrared keyboard. This virtual infrared keyboard is the size a cell phone but allows you have the functionality of a full size keyboard, with the added benefit of wireless Bluetooth technology.
$169.99
Multi Outlet Plug Man
The multi outlet plug man is a 4 plug outlet divider that is shaped like a little hang man. This outlet plug man is useful when connecting large A/C electronics that often times block the adjacent outlet in a typical multi plug outlet strip.
$18.48
Hand Saw Cake Cutter
Stop waiting for your ice cream cake to thaw when you pull it out of the freezer – now with the hand saw cake cutter you can cut through even the toughest cakes with ease using an easy to grip handle that attaches to a sharp and durable plastic blade.
$7.34
USA License Plates Map
Show how well traveled you are with this clever art piece of the United States of America that is composed of license plates from each state. Available in a variety of sizes and styles, these USA license plate maps will add a touch of character wherever you decide to hang it.
$1,999.99
Vibram Five Fingers Feet Shoes
Aside from weird looks you might receive, these five finger shoes are a cool way to get back to your caveman roots and build up your core foot muscles that completely atrophied ever since you put on your first pair of sneakers. Thanks a lot Nike!
$99.90
Fire Coloring Kit
Give off a rainbow of colored flames with this fire coloring kit. Using flammable color crystals, you simply toss them in the fire and watch as the flames display a beautiful variety of reds, oranges, greens and blues. Perfect for camping or just spicing up the old fireplace.
$14.95
Royal Toilet Throne
Reign supreme on the porcelain throne with this beautifully crafted royal toilet that is fit for a king. With medieval luxury, this wooden royal toilet throne includes a candle holder, ash tray, and even plays a musical chime as the toilet seat gloriously rises.
$11,977.50
Zombie Head Desk Organizer
Keep your desk neat, tidy, and organized with these detailed zombie head desk organizers. Perfect for zombie lovers, these hand crafted urethane zombie heads cleverly allow storage of pencils, pens, letters, business cards, and even sticky notes.
$34.95
Bottle Opening Sandals
Wear flippy floppies that can double as party starters with these durable beer bottle opening sandals. Perfect for a day at the beach with some brewskis, these bottle opening sandals will ensure you’ll always have a quick and easy way to crack open a cold one.
$27.63
Futurama Hypnotoad Figurine
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! Now you can go into a deep trance at work when you place this Futurama hypnotoad figurine on your desk – making your day go by easier as the hypnotoad effortlessly invades your mind and makes you do as he wishes.
$39.99
Neighbors Have Better Stuff Mat
Improve your home security without expensive security system costs – these welcome mats let any potential burglar know the contents of your home pale in comparison to the neighbors who have better stuff, despite your disposition for buying overpriced junk from this website.
$50.00
Portal Bookends
Give your home library a Portal theme to it with these clever designed Portal bookends. With an entrance and exit portal used as the bookends, these bookends are perfect for adding some geeky decor to your home or office.
$29.99
Star Wars Family Car Stickers
Show off your geeky family tree with these Star Wars themed family car stickers. Featuring fifty stickers ranging from Jedis to bounty hunters, these Star Wars car stickers have something for everyone in the family, whether you’re rebel scum or an oppressive imperial.
$14.99
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Now that thumb wrestling is an officially accepted sport at the Olympics, you can now train with unparalleled realism with these thumb wrestling rings. Just have you and your sparring partner slip your thumbs up in the wrestling ring, and have at it!
$7.99
Iron Man Iron
The ever successful Tony Stark has done it again – using the same technology as the Iron Man’s exoskeleton armor, the latest product from Stark Industries is the ground breaking Iron Man iron. Perfect for getting out those pesky wrinkles after a day of fighting bad guys.
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Lift Out Coffee Table
Want to watch TV from the couch and eat at the same time? Want to use your laptop while sitting without heating your crotch to Mordor like levels? The lift out coffee table is here to help, with it’s spring assisted transformation mechanism to lift up and out with ease.
$199.99
Wearable Tails
For those of us who wanted to become a vicious animal when we grew up, you can now make that dream a reality with these wearable tails. With everything from lizard tails to squirrel tails and yes, even dinosaur tails, you’ll finally feel like your true animal self.
$46.85
Smart Phone App Magnets
Upgrade the look of your fridge, microwave, or any one dimensional home device to look like an app filled iPhone smart phone with these smart phone app magnets. A cool novelty gift idea for geeks, this magnet package comes with eighteen eye catching app magnets.
$9.47
Pool Couch
If you’re going to bum it out on a couch all day, you might as well get a tan in the process. The Pool Couch is an inflatable water float that easily fits two people and their drink of choice in the built in arm rest cup holders, and makes a great gift to relax on the water.
$79.99
Metal Chain Wine Stand
Confuse your brain while storing your wine bottles with this clever metal chain bottle rack. The metal chain appears to be loosely hanging, but it is actually locked into it’s bottle holding position, making for an interesting wine rack for any home and a cool house warming gift.
$29.53
Baby Yoda Beanie
The Baby Yoda Beanie is the only way to keep your baby warm and ensure he or she will grow up with a high connection to The Force. The Baby Yoda Beanie is a hand knitted green beanie that has fabric stiffeners to ensure the Yoda ears will stay lifted.
$24.00
Silly Dog Hats
Give your dog some style with these assorted silly dog hats. With everything from viking hats to birthday cake hats, these hilarious dog hats will keep scruffums warm during the cold winter months while also giving him a stylish look that will surely be a conversation starter.
$20.00
Guitar Ice Cube Mold
These novelty guitar ice cube molds are a fun and unique way to keep your drinks cold. The guitar ice cube mold is made from food grade silicone, and looks like a real guitar when it’s finished freezing. The guitar ice cube mold makes a great gift housewarming gift too.
$8.62
Super Mario Kombat Shirt
Style yourself with this geeky mashup t-shirt that combines elements from Super Mario Bros 2 and Mortal Kombat. With this Super Mario Kombat shirt the lovable plumber has been fitted with a Sub-Zero outfit, and is shown holding the decapitated head of Scorpion.
$24.54
VW Bus Bunk Bed
Now your children can sleep in the same type of vehicle they were conceived in – the VW Bus! This VW Bus Bunk Bed is the perfect space saving accessory to any kid’s room, with a bed on the top bunk and a seating and desk station at the bottom level.
$1,200.00
Grass Charging Station
This grass charging station is a fun twist on the popular charging stations you see available to recharge your electronic devices (cellphone, cameras, ipods, etc) without having any exposed power cords.
$18.39
Plasma Night Light
Light up your bedroom at night with Science™! Creating a beautiful show of pink and purple lightning, these plasma bulb night lights are mini versions of the classic plasma light toy that we all were enthralled with as children, and makes a great gift idea for any kid’s room.
$12.83
Balloon Lamps
Light up your kid’s room with these suspended balloon lamps that look like a helium balloon got filled with glow stick fluid and was let go in the house. These balloon lamps are made from translucent satinized polyethylene and cleverly use the balloon string as the light switch.
$391.96
Giraffe Cup
Enjoy a cup of coffee in the morning with this cute giraffe cup that cleverly uses the neck of the giraffe as the cup handle. These giraffe cups are all individually hand made, so each one is unique and makes for a great collectible cup to store in your cupboard.
$48.00
Water Slide Bounce House
Throw an amazing backyard party for children and / or drunken adults with these amazing bounce houses that feature a water slide on each side. These durable water slide bounce houses come with everything you’ll need to get the party going, including a blower to inflate it.
$699.99
Star Fox Arwing Model Plane
It’s hard to not do a barrel roll of excitement when you first see this Star Fox Arwing model plane. Made from real wood, this classic design perfectly captures the aircraft that Star Fox piloted in the legendary game series and also comes with the model stand shown.
$157.50
Biowaste Barrel Drinking Cup
If drinking out of a skull isn’t your thing, consider drinking out a biowaste barrel style drinking cup! The biowaste barrel drinking cup has a biohazard symbol etched into it, and has the traditional biowaste barrel design.
$12.39
Jeep Action Camper
Never before has living out of your car looked so appealing – the Jeep Action Camper is a slide on camper that provides an incredibly spacious and luxurious cabin with it’s pop up roof. Perfect for outdoor camping, it amazing makes Jeeps even more versatile.
$53,000.00
Melting Clock
Watch time melt away with these artsy melting clocks. Designed to be placed on a shelf or mantle and give off the appear that the clock is slowly melting away. Perfect for the home or office, these melting clocks will add a unique look anywhere you decide to place it.
$17.77
Dress Pant Sweatpants
Look stylish and feel comfy at the same time with these dress pant sweatpants. Now you can wear sweat pants all week while watching cartoons on the couch without fear of social backlash thanks to these sweatpants that perfectly mesh style and comfort.
$90.00
Pistol BBQ Grill
Barbequing is serious business, and you need a serious grill if you want to be called the grill master. Now you can strike fear in the hearts of salad eaters at the Sunday BBQ with this pistol BBQ grill, and use gun powder to give extra flavor on your steaks, ribs, and chicken.
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Cat Teepee Bed
Just because you rescued your kitty from a dumpster doesn’t mean he’ll accept just any old cat bed. Give your cat a home he’ll feel secure in with this teepee style bed which includes a variety of ornaments such as a dream catcher, tomahawk, and several others.
$25.00
Staircase Basket
Keep your staircase free from random toys and small objects by storing them in this clever staircase basket. This uniquely designed basket is shaped so it perfectly fits in between two stairs, giving you an organized storage center so your staircase is clean and tidy.
$26.97
Breaking Bad Crystal Meth Candy
Despite the best efforts of the DEA, the purest form of crystal meth available – known as the blue stuff – can now be purchased on the web. This crystal meth rock candy is perfect for fans of Breaking Bad, or just as a gag gift for hard drug addicts.
$6.00
Ghostbusters Proton Backpack
Was your home built on an Indian burial ground? Have ghosts been whispering to you instructions to murder your family? If so, you’ve got a ghost infestation problem. Buy yourself a Ghostbusters proton backpack and take care of those pesky apparitions once and for all.
$850.00
Skull Violins
For the violinist with a metal side, these skull shaped electric violins are unquestionably a must have musical instrument. These superbly crafted electric violins don’t just look bold, but they are sound amazing with a Barbera Twin Hybrid bridge that provides a rich and full tone.
$2,999.99
Handheld Chainsaw
Possess the mighty power of a chainsaw wherever you go with these portable handheld chainsaws that require no gas or electricity. With sharp bi-directional metal teeth, these pocket chainsaws will make quick work of any tree that dare stand in your way.
$29.99
Swinging Girl Necklace
If you love that classic style of 1950s pin-up girls, these swinging girl necklaces will be a perfect addition to your jewelry collection. Hand cut and soldered, these quaint necklaces come with a seventeen inch sterling silver chain and make a perfect gift for pin-up girl fans.
$84.97
Water Bottle With Compartment
With it’s nifty built-in storage compartment, the Kangaroo water bottle is the simple solution to staying hydrated and also keeping your keys, ID, and money on you when you go running. The Kangaroo bottle comes in a wide variety of colors as well.
$12.99
Bigfoot Statue
Bigfoot exists and this whole time he’s been hiding in your own backyard! This mini Bigfoot statue stands just under two feet tall and will cause all your guests to do a double take when they catch a glance at this urban legend walking around your backyard.
$119.00
Plastic Army Men Skaters
When the iconic green army toy soldiers aren’t saving the world from the bad guys, they’re off doing wicked skateboard tricks. These plastic army men skaterboarders look just like the classic army men toys except their weapons have been replaced with skateboards.
$5.90
Pac-Man Ukulele
Have a geeky jam session with this Pac-Man shaped ukulele. This fully functional ukulele is made out of maple with an ipa fretboard. These ukuleles are also available in various styles such as Steampunk, Transformers, Cupcake, and Panda style via Celetano’sshop.
$600.00
Anti-Cheating Ring
Keep your scumbag husband from venturing off with any other women with the anti-cheating wedding band ring – the only ring that will brand your husband’s ring finger with a “married” indentation on his skin for hours even after he takes off his ring.
$550.00
Ear Shaped Earrings
Experience earception with these earrings that look like mini ears that have earrings! With a disturbing yet realistic design, these mini ear shaped earrings are hand made and make a great gift idea for people who love strange jewelry.
$41.39
R2-D2 Beanie
These are the droids you’re looking for… The R2-D2 Beanie is a hand knitted head warmer styled after one of the most easily recognized Star Wars characters and is a cool gift for Star Wars geeks. Quantity is limited on these R2-D2 Beanies so act fast.
$55.00
Beer Bottle Tool
If you’re in the market for some serious bottle opening power, there’s nothing more fit for the job than these beer bottle opening wrenches. Each one of these tools started out as a real heavy duty wrench, but now they are modified for one purpose: cracking open a cold one.
$16.00
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